THE SONGS THAT MAKE US WANT TO DIE

Season 7 Shit List

Every song. Every score. Ranked from the shittest down.

THE SHIT SCORES

44 song episodes · 43 complete totals · 1 awaiting score confirmation. Includes released episodes through 9 November 2026.

Higher means shitter. The percentage is the average of the individual scores multiplied by ten. Deliberately outrageous scores are preserved. Unconfirmed totals are kept out of the ranking.

The ranking

  1. Fish Hunt Golf Drink — Luke Bryan (100.5%)
  2. Beep — The Pussycat Dolls (100%)
  3. Friends in Low Places — Garth Brooks (100%)
  4. Achy Breaky Heart — Billy Ray Cyrus (100%)
  5. Be Alright — Dean Lewis (97.5%)
  6. Rock Wit U (Awww Baby) — Ashanti (81.25%)
  7. Lips Are Movin — Meghan Trainor (72.5%)
  8. Zombie — YUNGBLUD (72.25%)
  9. Disco Duck — Rick Dees (70%)
  10. Gnarly — KATSEYE (65%)
  11. noRMAL — BTS (62.5%)
  12. What's Left of Me — Nick Lachey (60%)
  13. Your Love Is My Drug — Kesha (60%)
  14. Cool Kids — Echosmith (58.75%)
  15. Da Ya Think I’m Sexy? — Rod Stewart (57.5%)
  16. back to friends — sombr (57.5%)
  17. Choosin’ Texas — Ella Langley (55%)
  18. We Can't Stop — Miley Cyrus (52.5%)
  19. Fly Away — Tones and I (50%)
  20. The Hills — The Weeknd (50%)
  21. Mouth — Merril Bainbridge (47.5%)
  22. Your Body Is a Wonderland — John Mayer (47.5%)
  23. Complicated — Avril Lavigne (46%)
  24. Heroes — David Bowie (45%)
  25. Crawling in the Dark — Hoobastank (41.25%)
  26. Sugar, Sugar — The Archies (40%)
  27. Kung Fu Fighting — Carl Douglas (40%)
  28. Don’t Worry, Be Happy — Bobby McFerrin (40%)
  29. I Just Might — Bruno Mars (40%)
  30. Figured You Out — Nickelback (36.67%)
  31. As Long As You Love Me — Backstreet Boys (36.25%)
  32. P.I.M.P. — 50 Cent (33.33%)
  33. Walking Away — Craig David (32.5%)
  34. Shackles (Praise You) — Mary Mary (30%)
  35. It’s Raining Men — The Weather Girls (30%)
  36. Fireflies — Owl City (30%)
  37. Total Eclipse of the Heart — Bonnie Tyler (26.67%)
  38. Say My Name — Destiny’s Child (26.25%)
  39. Someone Like You — Adele (25%)
  40. WHERE IS MY HUSBAND! — RAYE (25%)
  41. Jump (For My Love) — The Pointer Sisters (22.5%)
  42. Pink Matter — Frank Ocean (22.5%)
  43. Walkin’ on the Sun — Smash Mouth (10%)

Awaiting confirmation: Y.M.C.A. — Village People.

The shit scores

Rated out of ten. Ten is so shit that you instantly want to die, and one means you really love the song.

Fish Hunt Golf Drink — Luke Bryan episode artwork

Fish Hunt Golf Drink — Luke Bryan

Season 7 · Episode 583

  • Gav: 11/10
  • Bevo: 11.2/10
  • Mad Dog: 8/10
  • Chibbs: 10/10

— Shit Score = 100.5%

Beep — The Pussycat Dolls episode artwork

Beep — The Pussycat Dolls

Season 7 · Episode 588

  • Gav: 10/10
  • Bevo: 10/10
  • Mad Dog: 10/10
  • Chibbs: 10/10

— Shit Score = 100%

Friends in Low Places — Garth Brooks episode artwork

Friends in Low Places — Garth Brooks

Season 7 · Episode 586

  • Gav: 10/10
  • Bevo: 10/10
  • Chibbs: 10/10

— Shit Score = 100%

Achy Breaky Heart — Billy Ray Cyrus episode artwork

Achy Breaky Heart — Billy Ray Cyrus

Season 7 · Episode 582

  • Gav: 10/10
  • Mad Dog: 10/10
  • Bevo: 10/10
  • Chibbs: 10/10

— Shit Score = 100%

Be Alright — Dean Lewis episode artwork

Be Alright — Dean Lewis

Season 7 · Episode 568

  • Bevo: 10/10
  • Gav: 10/10
  • Mad Dog: 9/10
  • Chibbs: 10/10

— Shit Score = 97.5%

Rock Wit U (Awww Baby) — Ashanti episode artwork

Rock Wit U (Awww Baby) — Ashanti

Season 7 · Episode 577

  • Gav: 5/10
  • Mad Dog: 9/10
  • Bevo: 8.5/10
  • Chibbs: 10/10

— Shit Score = 81.25%

Lips Are Movin — Meghan Trainor episode artwork

Lips Are Movin — Meghan Trainor

Season 7 · Episode 567

  • Gav: 6/10
  • Bevo: 8/10
  • Mad Dog: 5/10
  • Chibbs: 10/10

— Shit Score = 72.5%

Zombie — YUNGBLUD episode artwork

Zombie — YUNGBLUD

Season 7 · Episode 565

  • Mad Dog: 10/10
  • Bevo: 4.9/10
  • Gav: 4/10
  • Chibbs: 10/10

— Shit Score = 72.25%

Disco Duck — Rick Dees episode artwork

Disco Duck — Rick Dees

Season 7 · Episode 574

  • Bevo: 7/10
  • Gav: 10/10
  • Mad Dog: 4/10
  • Chibbs: 7/10

— Shit Score = 70%

Gnarly — KATSEYE episode artwork

Gnarly — KATSEYE

Season 7 · Episode 590

  • Gav: 5/10
  • Bevo: 4/10
  • Mad Dog: 9/10
  • Chibbs: 8/10

— Shit Score = 65%

noRMAL — BTS episode artwork

noRMAL — BTS

Season 7 · Episode 580

  • Bevo: 5/10
  • Gav: 3/10
  • Mad Dog: 10/10
  • Chibbs: 7/10

— Shit Score = 62.5%

What's Left of Me — Nick Lachey episode artwork

What's Left of Me — Nick Lachey

Season 7 · Episode 591

  • Mad Dog: 4/10
  • Gav: 9/10
  • Chibbs: 5/10

— Shit Score = 60%

Your Love Is My Drug — Kesha episode artwork

Your Love Is My Drug — Kesha

Season 7 · Episode 578

  • Bevo: 10/10
  • Mad Dog: 1/10
  • Gav: 9/10
  • Chibbs: 4/10

— Shit Score = 60%

Cool Kids — Echosmith episode artwork

Cool Kids — Echosmith

Season 7 · Episode 563

  • Bevo: 9.5/10
  • Gav: 4/10
  • Mad Dog: 4/10
  • Chibbs: 6/10

— Shit Score = 58.75%

Da Ya Think I’m Sexy? — Rod Stewart episode artwork

Da Ya Think I’m Sexy? — Rod Stewart

Season 7 · Episode 596

  • Gav: 7/10
  • Bevo: 5/10
  • Mad Dog: 7/10
  • Chibbs: 4/10

— Shit Score = 57.5%

back to friends — sombr episode artwork

back to friends — sombr

Season 7 · Episode 571

  • Mad Dog: 8/10
  • Bevo: 8/10
  • Gav: 4/10
  • Chibbs: 3/10

— Shit Score = 57.5%

Choosin’ Texas — Ella Langley episode artwork

Choosin’ Texas — Ella Langley

Season 7 · Episode 595

  • Bevo: 4/10
  • Mad Dog: 5/10
  • Dan Southern: 4/10
  • Chibbs: 9/10

— Shit Score = 55%

We Can't Stop — Miley Cyrus episode artwork

We Can't Stop — Miley Cyrus

Season 7 · Episode 601

  • Bevo: 6/10
  • Dan Southern: 8/10
  • Gav: 2/10
  • Chibbs: 5/10

— Shit Score = 52.5%

Fly Away — Tones and I episode artwork

Fly Away — Tones and I

Season 7 · Episode 569

  • Gav: 5/10
  • Bevo: 7/10
  • Mad Dog: 5/10
  • Chibbs: 3/10

— Shit Score = 50%

The Hills — The Weeknd episode artwork

The Hills — The Weeknd

Season 7 · Episode 564

  • Bevo: 8.5/10
  • Gav: 2/10
  • Mad Dog: 7.5/10
  • Joe: 4/10
  • Chibbs: 3/10

— Shit Score = 50%

Mouth — Merril Bainbridge episode artwork

Mouth — Merril Bainbridge

Season 7 · Episode 594

  • Mad Dog: 6/10
  • Gav: 8/10
  • Bevo: 3/10
  • Chibbs: 2/10

— Shit Score = 47.5%

Your Body Is a Wonderland — John Mayer episode artwork

Your Body Is a Wonderland — John Mayer

Season 7 · Episode 560

  • Gav: 10/10
  • Bevo: 2/10
  • Mad Dog: 5/10
  • Chibbs: 2/10

— Shit Score = 47.5%

Complicated — Avril Lavigne episode artwork

Complicated — Avril Lavigne

Season 7 · Episode 561

  • Mad Dog: 9/10
  • Bevo: 3/10
  • Gav: 1/10
  • Dan Southern: 1/10
  • Chibbs: 9/10

— Shit Score = 46%

Heroes — David Bowie episode artwork

Heroes — David Bowie

Season 7 · Episode 562

  • Mad Dog: 9/10
  • Bevo: 9/10
  • Gav: 0/10
  • Chibbs: 0/10

— Shit Score = 45%

Crawling in the Dark — Hoobastank episode artwork

Crawling in the Dark — Hoobastank

Season 7 · Episode 597

  • Mad Dog: 1.5/10
  • Bevo: 9/10
  • Gav: 3/10
  • Chibbs: 3/10

— Shit Score = 41.25%

Sugar, Sugar — The Archies episode artwork

Sugar, Sugar — The Archies

Season 7 · Episode 592

  • Mad Dog: 7/10
  • Gav: 3/10
  • Bevo: 3/10
  • Chibbs: 3/10

— Shit Score = 40%

Kung Fu Fighting — Carl Douglas episode artwork

Kung Fu Fighting — Carl Douglas

Season 7 · Episode 576

  • Mad Dog: 4/10
  • Bevo: 5/10
  • Gav: 4/10
  • Chibbs: 3/10

— Shit Score = 40%

Don’t Worry, Be Happy — Bobby McFerrin episode artwork

Don’t Worry, Be Happy — Bobby McFerrin

Season 7 · Episode 585

  • Dan Southern: 4/10
  • Gav: 4/10
  • Jasmin: 4/10
  • Chibbs: 4/10

— Shit Score = 40%

I Just Might — Bruno Mars episode artwork

I Just Might — Bruno Mars

Season 7 · Episode 572

  • Bevo: 6/10
  • Gav: 4/10
  • Chibbs: 2/10

— Shit Score = 40%

Figured You Out — Nickelback episode artwork

Figured You Out — Nickelback

Season 7 · Episode 595

  • Gav: 6/10
  • Bevo: 3/10
  • Chibbs: 2/10

— Shit Score = 36.67%

As Long As You Love Me — Backstreet Boys episode artwork

As Long As You Love Me — Backstreet Boys

Season 7 · Episode 579

  • Goxie: 4/10
  • Bevo: 3.5/10
  • Gav: 2/10
  • Chibbs: 5/10

— Shit Score = 36.25%

P.I.M.P. — 50 Cent episode artwork

P.I.M.P. — 50 Cent

Season 7 · Episode 587

  • Bevo: 6/10
  • Gav: 3/10
  • Chibbs: 1/10

— Shit Score = 33.33%

Walking Away — Craig David episode artwork

Walking Away — Craig David

Season 7 · Episode 581

  • Gav: 4/10
  • Bevo: 7/10
  • Mad Dog: 1/10
  • Chibbs: 1/10

— Shit Score = 32.5%

Shackles (Praise You) — Mary Mary episode artwork

Shackles (Praise You) — Mary Mary

Season 7 · Episode 594

  • Bevo: 2.5/10
  • Gav: 3/10
  • Mad Dog: 3.5/10
  • Chibbs: 3/10

— Shit Score = 30%

It’s Raining Men — The Weather Girls episode artwork

It’s Raining Men — The Weather Girls

Season 7 · Episode 573

  • Mad Dog: 5/10
  • Bevo: 1/10
  • Gav: 3/10

— Shit Score = 30%

Fireflies — Owl City episode artwork

Fireflies — Owl City

Season 7 · Episode 598

  • Mad Dog: 0/10
  • Gav: 7/10
  • Bevo: 3/10
  • Chibbs: 2/10

— Shit Score = 30%

Total Eclipse of the Heart — Bonnie Tyler episode artwork

Total Eclipse of the Heart — Bonnie Tyler

Season 7 · Episode 589

  • Mad Dog: 6/10
  • Bevo: 1/10
  • Chibbs: 1/10

— Shit Score = 26.67%

Say My Name — Destiny’s Child episode artwork

Say My Name — Destiny’s Child

Season 7 · Episode 584

  • Bevo: 1.5/10
  • Mad Dog: 4/10
  • Gav: 2/10
  • Chibbs: 3/10

— Shit Score = 26.25%

Someone Like You — Adele episode artwork

Someone Like You — Adele

Season 7 · Episode 593

  • Mad Dog: 2/10
  • Bevo: 3/10
  • Gav: 3/10
  • Chibbs: 2/10

— Shit Score = 25%

WHERE IS MY HUSBAND! — RAYE episode artwork

WHERE IS MY HUSBAND! — RAYE

Season 7 · Episode 566

  • Gav: 0/10
  • Mad Dog: 7/10
  • Bevo: 1/10
  • Chibbs: 2/10

— Shit Score = 25%

Jump (For My Love) — The Pointer Sisters episode artwork

Jump (For My Love) — The Pointer Sisters

Season 7 · Episode 599

  • Bevo: 3/10
  • Gav: 1/10
  • Mad Dog: 2/10
  • Chibbs: 3/10

— Shit Score = 22.5%

Pink Matter — Frank Ocean episode artwork

Pink Matter — Frank Ocean

Season 7 · Episode 570

  • Gav: 1/10
  • Bevo: 1/10
  • Mad Dog: 6/10
  • Chibbs: 1/10

— Shit Score = 22.5%

Walkin’ on the Sun — Smash Mouth episode artwork

Walkin’ on the Sun — Smash Mouth

Season 7 · Episode 577

  • Bevo: 0/10
  • Gav: 1/10
  • Jasmin: 2/10
  • Chibbs: 1/10

— Shit Score = 10%

Y.M.C.A. — Village People episode artwork

Y.M.C.A. — Village People

Season 7 · Episode 575

  • Bevo: 4/10
  • Gav: 2/10
  • Mad Dog: 3.5/10
  • Chibbs: awaiting confirmation

— Shit Score = awaiting confirmation

Episode 600 Special is a non-scored special and is excluded from the ranking.