THE SONGS THAT MAKE US WANT TO DIE

Season 5 Shit List

Every song. Every score. Ranked from the shittest down.

THE SHIT SCORES

51 song episodes · 50 complete totals · 1 awaiting score confirmation.

Higher means shitter. The percentage is the average of the individual scores multiplied by ten. Deliberately outrageous scores are preserved. Unconfirmed totals are kept out of the ranking.

The ranking

  1. Dance Alone - Kylie Minogue and Sia (106.67%)
  2. Do They Know It's Christmas? - Band Aid (100%)
  3. Picture - Kid Rock feat. Sheryl Crow (with Carolyn Swindell) (100%)
  4. Big Foot - Nicki Minaj (100%)
  5. Doctor (Work It Out) - Miley Cyrus and Pharrell Williams (93.33%)
  6. Fuck U Betta - Neon Hitch (90%)
  7. Girls Want Girls — Drake (90%)
  8. WOMAN’S WORLD — Katy Perry (86%)
  9. Mamushi - Megan Thee Stallion (82%)
  10. U Remind Me - Usher (with Samwise Hemmings) (80%)
  11. I'll Make Love to You — Boyz II Men (76.67%)
  12. yes, and? - Ariana Grande (72.5%)
  13. Lovin on Me - Jack Harlow (63.33%)
  14. Swish Swish - Katy Perry (61.25%)
  15. Think U the Shit (Fart) — Ice Spice (61.25%)
  16. Who - Jimin (60%)
  17. Bye Bye Bye — *NSYNC (60%)
  18. A Bar Song (Tipsy) — Shaboozey (60%)
  19. Not Fair — Lily Allen (60%)
  20. TEXAS HOLD ’EM — Beyoncé (60%)
  21. Spread The Puss - Ayesha Erotica (57.5%)
  22. VOID - Melanie Martinez (57.5%)
  23. Human - The Killers (57.5%)
  24. LUNCH - Billie Eilish (55%)
  25. Love Don't Cost a Thing - Jennifer Lopez (55%)
  26. CPR — CupcakKe (52.5%)
  27. Good Luck, Babe! - Chappell Roan (50%)
  28. Steal My Kisses - Ben Harper (46.67%)
  29. Rude Boy — Rihanna (43.75%)
  30. What’s Up? - 4 Non Blondes (40%)
  31. Bite Me — ENHYPEN (40%)
  32. Thunder — Imagine Dragons (40%)
  33. Nonsense — Sabrina Carpenter (40%)
  34. A Little Less Conversation - Elvis Presley (37.5%)
  35. Taste - Sabrina Carpenter (36.25%)
  36. Revolving Door - Crazy Town (35%)
  37. SICKO MODE — Travis Scott (35%)
  38. My Sacrifice - Creed (33.75%)
  39. Happy — Pharrell Williams (32.5%)
  40. Fly Away - Lenny Kravitz (30%)
  41. Bad Blood - Taylor Swift (30%)
  42. Bubbly - Colbie Caillat (27.58%)
  43. Frosty The Snowman (27.5%)
  44. 2.B.A. Master — Pokémon (25%)
  45. Hands to Myself - Selena Gomez (23.33%)
  46. I Want It That Way — Backstreet Boys (21.25%)
  47. Something Happened on the Way to Heaven - Phil Collins (20%)
  48. Murder on the Dancefloor - Sophie Ellis-Bextor (17.5%)
  49. The Pretender — Foo Fighters (16.67%)
  50. Thriller - Michael Jackson (11.67%)

Awaiting confirmation: I Wish I Was a Punk Rocker (With Flowers in My Hair) - Sandi Thom.

The shit scores

Rated out of ten. Ten is so shit that you instantly want to die, and one means you really love the song.

Dance Alone - Kylie Minogue and Sia episode artwork

Dance Alone - Kylie Minogue and Sia

Season 5 · Episode 373

  • Mad Dog: 10/10
  • Bevo: 11/10
  • Chibbs: 11/10

— Shit Score = 106.67%

Do They Know It's Christmas? - Band Aid episode artwork

Do They Know It's Christmas? - Band Aid

Season 5 · Episode 416

  • Gav: 10/10
  • Bevo: 10/10
  • Chibbs: 10/10

— Shit Score = 100%

Picture - Kid Rock feat. Sheryl Crow (with Carolyn Swindell) episode artwork

Picture - Kid Rock feat. Sheryl Crow (with Carolyn Swindell)

Season 5 · Episode 380

  • Mad Dog: 10/10
  • Bevo: 10/10
  • Carolyn Swindell: 10/10
  • Chibbs: 10/10

— Shit Score = 100%

Big Foot - Nicki Minaj episode artwork

Big Foot - Nicki Minaj

Season 5 · Episode 379

  • Bevo: 10/10
  • Mad Dog: 10/10
  • Gav: 10/10
  • Chibbs: 10/10

— Shit Score = 100%

Doctor (Work It Out) - Miley Cyrus and Pharrell Williams episode artwork

Doctor (Work It Out) - Miley Cyrus and Pharrell Williams

Season 5 · Episode 381

  • Bevo: 8/10
  • Mad Dog: 10/10
  • Chibbs: 10/10

— Shit Score = 93.33%

Fuck U Betta - Neon Hitch episode artwork

Fuck U Betta - Neon Hitch

Season 5 · Episode 394

  • Bevo: 10/10
  • Mad Dog: 8/10
  • Gav: 8/10
  • Chibbs: 10/10

— Shit Score = 90%

Girls Want Girls — Drake episode artwork

Girls Want Girls — Drake

Season 5 · Episode 398

  • Bevo: 9/10
  • Gav: 9/10
  • Chibbs: 9/10

— Shit Score = 90%

WOMAN’S WORLD — Katy Perry episode artwork

WOMAN’S WORLD — Katy Perry

Season 5 · Episode 396

  • Bevo: 10/10
  • Mad Dog: 9/10
  • Gav: 8/10
  • Jasmin: 8/10
  • Chibbs: 8/10

— Shit Score = 86%

Mamushi - Megan Thee Stallion episode artwork

Mamushi - Megan Thee Stallion

Season 5 · Episode 408

  • Gav: 9/10
  • Bevo: 5/10
  • Mad Dog: 10/10
  • Wayne: 10/10
  • Chibbs: 7/10

— Shit Score = 82%

U Remind Me - Usher (with Samwise Hemmings) episode artwork

U Remind Me - Usher (with Samwise Hemmings)

Season 5 · Episode 377

  • Mad Dog: 9/10
  • Bevo: 6/10
  • Samwise Hemmings: 7/10
  • Chibbs: 10/10

— Shit Score = 80%

I'll Make Love to You — Boyz II Men episode artwork

I'll Make Love to You — Boyz II Men

Season 5 · Episode 367

  • Mad Dog: 7/10
  • Gav: 9/10
  • Chibbs: 7/10

— Shit Score = 76.67%

yes, and? - Ariana Grande episode artwork

yes, and? - Ariana Grande

Season 5 · Episode 372

  • Gav: 7/10
  • Bevo: 6/10
  • Mad Dog: 9/10
  • Chibbs: 7/10

— Shit Score = 72.5%

Lovin on Me - Jack Harlow episode artwork

Lovin on Me - Jack Harlow

Season 5 · Episode 365

  • Bevo: 5/10
  • Gav: 4/10
  • Chibbs: 10/10

— Shit Score = 63.33%

Swish Swish - Katy Perry episode artwork

Swish Swish - Katy Perry

Season 5 · Episode 392

  • Bevo: 3.5/10
  • Gav: 8/10
  • Mad Dog: 4/10
  • Chibbs: 9/10

— Shit Score = 61.25%

Think U the Shit (Fart) — Ice Spice episode artwork

Think U the Shit (Fart) — Ice Spice

Season 5 · Episode 366

  • Gav: 3/10
  • Mad Dog: 3/10
  • Daniel Muggleton: 8.5/10
  • Chibbs: 10/10

— Shit Score = 61.25%

Who - Jimin episode artwork

Who - Jimin

Season 5 · Episode 410

  • Bevo: 8/10
  • Gav: 5/10
  • Mad Dog: 7/10
  • Chibbs: 4/10

— Shit Score = 60%

Bye Bye Bye — *NSYNC episode artwork

Bye Bye Bye — *NSYNC

Season 5 · Episode 404

  • Gav: 5/10
  • Bevo: 3/10
  • Mad Dog: 8/10
  • Chibbs: 8/10

— Shit Score = 60%

A Bar Song (Tipsy) — Shaboozey episode artwork

A Bar Song (Tipsy) — Shaboozey

Season 5 · Episode 403

  • Bevo: 8/10
  • Gav: 2/10
  • Mad Dog: 7/10
  • Chibbs: 7/10

— Shit Score = 60%

Not Fair — Lily Allen episode artwork

Not Fair — Lily Allen

Season 5 · Episode 363

  • Gav: 6/10
  • Bevo: 1/10
  • Mad Dog: 7/10
  • Chibbs: 10/10

— Shit Score = 60%

TEXAS HOLD ’EM — Beyoncé episode artwork

TEXAS HOLD ’EM — Beyoncé

Season 5 · Episode 374

  • Bevo: 4/10
  • Gav: 2/10
  • Mad Dog: 8/10
  • Chibbs: 10/10

— Shit Score = 60%

Spread The Puss - Ayesha Erotica episode artwork

Spread The Puss - Ayesha Erotica

Season 5 · Episode 411

  • Gav: 3/10
  • Jasmin: 4/10
  • Bevo: 7/10
  • Chibbs: 9/10

— Shit Score = 57.5%

VOID - Melanie Martinez episode artwork

VOID - Melanie Martinez

Season 5 · Episode 410

  • Bevo: 5/10
  • Gav: 6/10
  • Jasmin: 7/10
  • Chibbs: 5/10

— Shit Score = 57.5%

Human - The Killers episode artwork

Human - The Killers

Season 5 · Episode 402

  • Bevo: 5/10
  • Gav: 10/10
  • Mad Dog: 4/10
  • Chibbs: 4/10

— Shit Score = 57.5%

LUNCH - Billie Eilish episode artwork

LUNCH - Billie Eilish

Season 5 · Episode 389

  • Mad Dog: 8/10
  • Gav: 2/10
  • Bevo: 4/10
  • Chibbs: 8/10

— Shit Score = 55%

Love Don't Cost a Thing - Jennifer Lopez episode artwork

Love Don't Cost a Thing - Jennifer Lopez

Season 5 · Episode 378

  • Mad Dog: 9/10
  • Gav: 3/10
  • Bevo: 3/10
  • Chibbs: 7/10

— Shit Score = 55%

CPR — CupcakKe episode artwork

CPR — CupcakKe

Season 5 · Episode 371

  • Bevo: 9/10
  • Mad Dog: 4/10
  • Gav: 4/10
  • Chibbs: 4/10

— Shit Score = 52.5%

Good Luck, Babe! - Chappell Roan episode artwork

Good Luck, Babe! - Chappell Roan

Season 5 · Episode 406

  • Mad Dog: 10/10
  • Bevo: 2/10
  • Chibbs: 3/10

— Shit Score = 50%

Steal My Kisses - Ben Harper episode artwork

Steal My Kisses - Ben Harper

Season 5 · Episode 376

  • Bevo: 8/10
  • Mad Dog: 5/10
  • Chibbs: 1/10

— Shit Score = 46.67%

Rude Boy — Rihanna episode artwork

Rude Boy — Rihanna

Season 5 · Episode 368

  • Gav: 1/10
  • Bevo: 6.5/10
  • Mad Dog: 6/10
  • Chibbs: 4/10

— Shit Score = 43.75%

What’s Up? - 4 Non Blondes episode artwork

What’s Up? - 4 Non Blondes

Season 5 · Episode 399

  • Mad Dog: 4/10
  • Gav: 3/10
  • Bevo: 4/10
  • Chibbs: 5/10

— Shit Score = 40%

Bite Me — ENHYPEN episode artwork

Bite Me — ENHYPEN

Season 5 · Episode 397

  • Bevo: 5/10
  • Gav: 3/10
  • Chibbs: 4/10

— Shit Score = 40%

Thunder — Imagine Dragons episode artwork

Thunder — Imagine Dragons

Season 5 · Episode 370

  • Mad Dog: 3/10
  • Bevo: 7/10
  • Chibbs: 2/10

— Shit Score = 40%

Nonsense — Sabrina Carpenter episode artwork

Nonsense — Sabrina Carpenter

Season 5 · Episode 369

  • Gav: 1/10
  • Mad Dog: 7/10
  • Bevo: 2/10
  • Chibbs: 6/10

— Shit Score = 40%

A Little Less Conversation - Elvis Presley episode artwork

A Little Less Conversation - Elvis Presley

Season 5 · Episode 362

  • Mad Dog: 9/10
  • Gav: 2/10
  • Bevo: 3/10
  • Chibbs: 1/10

— Shit Score = 37.5%

Taste - Sabrina Carpenter episode artwork

Taste - Sabrina Carpenter

Season 5 · Episode 411

  • Bevo: 1/10
  • Gav: 0/10
  • Mad Dog: 6/10
  • Chibbs: 7.5/10

— Shit Score = 36.25%

Revolving Door - Crazy Town episode artwork

Revolving Door - Crazy Town

Season 5 · Episode 393

  • Gav: 4/10
  • Mad Dog: 4/10
  • Bevo: 5/10
  • Chibbs: 1/10

— Shit Score = 35%

SICKO MODE — Travis Scott episode artwork

SICKO MODE — Travis Scott

Season 5 · Episode 375

  • Bevo: 6/10
  • Mad Dog: 2/10
  • Gav: 4/10
  • Chibbs: 2/10

— Shit Score = 35%

My Sacrifice - Creed episode artwork

My Sacrifice - Creed

Season 5 · Episode 361

  • Bevo: 3.5/10
  • Gav: 8/10
  • Mad Dog: 1/10
  • Chibbs: 1/10

— Shit Score = 33.75%

Happy — Pharrell Williams episode artwork

Happy — Pharrell Williams

Season 5 · Episode 400

  • Gav: 2/10
  • Mad Dog: 3/10
  • Bevo: 6/10
  • Chibbs: 2/10

— Shit Score = 32.5%

Fly Away - Lenny Kravitz episode artwork

Fly Away - Lenny Kravitz

Season 5 · Episode 412

  • Bevo: 3/10
  • Gav: 2/10
  • Mad Dog: 4/10
  • Chibbs: 3/10

— Shit Score = 30%

Bad Blood - Taylor Swift episode artwork

Bad Blood - Taylor Swift

Season 5 · Episode 390

  • Gav: 3/10
  • Bevo: 3/10
  • Mad Dog: 1/10
  • Chibbs: 5/10

— Shit Score = 30%

Bubbly - Colbie Caillat episode artwork

Bubbly - Colbie Caillat

Season 5 · Episode 407

  • Bevo: 4/10
  • Mad Dog: 3/10
  • Gav: 3/10
  • Dan Southern: 1.79/10
  • Chibbs: 2/10

— Shit Score = 27.58%

Frosty The Snowman episode artwork

Frosty The Snowman

Season 5 · Episode 415

  • Bevo: 4/10
  • Gav: 1/10
  • Dan Southern: 1/10
  • Chibbs: 5/10

— Shit Score = 27.5%

2.B.A. Master — Pokémon episode artwork

2.B.A. Master — Pokémon

Season 5 · Episode 395

  • Gav: 2/10
  • Bevo: 1/10
  • Gym Leader Mikey: 2/10
  • Chibbs: 4/10
  • Mad Dog: 3.5/10

— Shit Score = 25%

Hands to Myself - Selena Gomez episode artwork

Hands to Myself - Selena Gomez

Season 5 · Episode 383

  • Gav: 2/10
  • Bevo: 4/10
  • Chibbs: 1/10

— Shit Score = 23.33%

I Want It That Way — Backstreet Boys episode artwork

I Want It That Way — Backstreet Boys

Season 5 · Episode 401

  • Gav: 2/10
  • Bevo: 2.5/10
  • Mad Dog: 2/10
  • Chibbs: 2/10

— Shit Score = 21.25%

Something Happened on the Way to Heaven - Phil Collins episode artwork

Something Happened on the Way to Heaven - Phil Collins

Season 5 · Episode 382

  • Bevo: 2/10
  • Gav: 1/10
  • Chibbs: 3/10

— Shit Score = 20%

Murder on the Dancefloor - Sophie Ellis-Bextor episode artwork

Murder on the Dancefloor - Sophie Ellis-Bextor

Season 5 · Episode 364

  • Bevo: 3/10
  • Gav: 0/10
  • Dan Southern: 2/10
  • Chibbs: 2/10

— Shit Score = 17.5%

The Pretender — Foo Fighters episode artwork

The Pretender — Foo Fighters

Season 5 · Episode 405

  • Mad Dog: 3/10
  • Bevo: 1/10
  • Chibbs: 1/10

— Shit Score = 16.67%

Thriller - Michael Jackson episode artwork

Thriller - Michael Jackson

Season 5 · Episode 409

  • Bevo: 1/10
  • Gav: 1.5/10
  • Chibbs: 1/10

— Shit Score = 11.67%

I Wish I Was a Punk Rocker (With Flowers in My Hair) - Sandi Thom episode artwork

I Wish I Was a Punk Rocker (With Flowers in My Hair) - Sandi Thom

Season 5 · Episode 391

  • Mad Dog: awaiting confirmation
  • Bevo: 9.5/10
  • Chibbs: 10/10

— Shit Score = awaiting confirmation