THE SONGS THAT MAKE US WANT TO DIE
Season 6 Shit List
Every song. Every score. Ranked from the shittest down.
54 song episodes · 53 complete totals · 1 awaiting score confirmation.
Higher means shitter. The percentage is the average of the individual scores multiplied by ten. Deliberately outrageous scores are preserved. Unconfirmed totals are kept out of the ranking.
The ranking
- That’s My Kind of Night – Luke Bryan (843.8%)
- Manchild - Sabrina Carpenter (166.25%)
- In The Ayer – Flo Rida (100%)
- Miracles – ICP (100%)
- Papa Don’t Preach – Kelly Osbourne (97.25%)
- Cry For You – September (86.67%)
- Manic Monday – The Bangles (83.33%)
- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - The Jackson 5 (82.5%)
- Shaddap You Face - Joe Dolce (80%)
- High Road - Zach Bryan (78.75%)
- That’s So True - Gracie Abrams (75%)
- Squidward Nose – CupcakKe (72.5%)
- Beez in the Trap - 2 Chainz and Nicki Minaj (70%)
- I Believe I Can Fly – R. Kelly (70%)
- Ordinary - Alex Warren (70%)
- Shut Up and Drive – Rihanna (70%)
- Watch Me (Whip / Nae Nae) - Silentó (70%)
- Boys From The Bush – Lee Kernaghan (70%)
- Me Myself & I – Scandal’us (68.75%)
- Apple – Charli XCX (63.33%)
- Fergalicious – Fergie (62.5%)
- It Must Have Been Love - Roxette (58.75%)
- Shut Up - Black Eyed Peas (57.5%)
- Get the Party Started - Pink (57.5%)
- Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It – Will Smith (56.67%)
- Girls Just Want To Have Fun – Cyndi Lauper (55%)
- Shut Up & Kiss Me - Reece Mastin (53.33%)
- One Too Many - Keith Urban and Pink (51.67%)
- Wood - Taylor Swift (49.5%)
- Ridin’ – Chamillionaire (45%)
- Waking Up In Vegas - Katy Perry (43.33%)
- Just a Friend – Biz Markie (43.33%)
- Messy – Lola Young (42.5%)
- I’m on Fire - Bruce Springsteen (40%)
- Unwell - Matchbox Twenty (37.5%)
- Hot In Herre – Nelly (37.5%)
- Shower - Becky G (35%)
- When You Say Nothing At All - Ronan Keating (35%)
- Rock DJ – Robbie Williams (35%)
- Shut Up! - Simple Plan (32.5%)
- APT. – Bruno Mars & Rosé (32.5%)
- Let Her Cry - Hootie & the Blowfish (32.25%)
- Short People – Randy Newman (30%)
- Doctor Jones - Aqua (27.5%)
- High – Lighthouse Family (27.5%)
- Rock and Roll All Nite – KISS (26.67%)
- Paint The Town Red – Doja Cat (25%)
- Black Dog – Led Zeppelin (22.5%)
- Beautiful Things – Benson Boone (20%)
- Alter Ego - Doechii and JT (20%)
- Golden - HUNTR/X (15%)
- O.P.P - Naughty By Nature (12%)
- I Touch Myself - Divinyls (-19,999,985%)
Awaiting confirmation: Mr Tambourine Man – Bob Dylan.
The shit scores
Rated out of ten. Ten is so shit that you instantly want to die, and one means you really love the song.

That’s My Kind of Night – Luke Bryan
Season 6 · Episode 438
- Bevo: 10/10
- Mad Dog: 5/10
- Gav: 387/10
- Dan Southern: 10/10
- Chibbs: 9.9/10

Manchild - Sabrina Carpenter
Season 6 · Episode 543
- Mad Dog: 10/10
- Gav: 4/10
- Bevo: 2.5/10
- Chibbs: 50/10

In The Ayer – Flo Rida
Season 6 · Episode 439
- Bevo: 10/10
- Gav: 10/10
- Chibbs: 10/10

Miracles – ICP
Season 6 · Episode 433
- Gav: 4/10
- Mad Dog: 10/10
- Bevo: 16/10
- Chibbs: 10/10

Papa Don’t Preach – Kelly Osbourne
Season 6 · Episode 443
- Gav: 9/10
- Mad Dog: 10/10
- Bevo: 9.9/10
- Chibbs: 10/10

Cry For You – September
Season 6 · Episode 545
- Bevo: 8/10
- Dan Southern: 10/10
- Chibbs: 8/10

Manic Monday – The Bangles
Season 6 · Episode 423
- Bevo: 7/10
- Gav: 8/10
- Chibbs: 10/10

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - The Jackson 5
Season 6 · Episode 558
- Mad Dog: 10/10
- Bevo: 9/10
- Gav: 7/10
- Chibbs: 7/10

Shaddap You Face - Joe Dolce
Season 6 · Episode 450
- Bevo: 7/10
- Mad Dog: 7/10
- Chibbs: 10/10

High Road - Zach Bryan
Season 6 · Episode 413
- Mad Dog: 7/10
- Bevo: 8/10
- Gav: 8/10
- Chibbs: 8.5/10

That’s So True - Gracie Abrams
Season 6 · Episode 428
- Bevo: 8/10
- Gav: 5/10
- Mad Dog: 9/10
- Chibbs: 8/10

Squidward Nose – CupcakKe
Season 6 · Episode 434
- Bevo: 4/10
- Gav: 8/10
- Mad Dog: 9/10
- Chibbs: 8/10

Beez in the Trap - 2 Chainz and Nicki Minaj
Season 6 · Episode 556
- Bevo: 4/10
- Gav: 10/10
- Dan Southern: 4/10
- Chibbs: 10/10

I Believe I Can Fly – R. Kelly
Season 6 · Episode 553
- Dan Southern: 10/10
- Bevo: 4/10
- Chibbs: 7/10

Ordinary - Alex Warren
Season 6 · Episode 549
- Mad Dog: 8/10
- Bevo: 9/10
- Chibbs: 4/10

Shut Up and Drive – Rihanna
Season 6 · Episode 446
- Gav: 7/10
- Bevo: 4/10
- Chibbs: 10/10

Watch Me (Whip / Nae Nae) - Silentó
Season 6 · Episode 444
- Mad Dog: 4/10
- Gav: 4/10
- Bevo: 11/10
- Chibbs: 9/10

Boys From The Bush – Lee Kernaghan
Season 6 · Episode 426
- Mad Dog: 5/10
- Dan Southern: 10/10
- Bevo: 9/10
- Chibbs: 4/10

Me Myself & I – Scandal’us
Season 6 · Episode 436
- Gav: 8/10
- Bevo: 4/10
- Mad Dog: 9/10
- Chibbs: 6.5/10

Apple – Charli XCX
Season 6 · Episode 435
- Bevo: 7/10
- Mad Dog: 4/10
- Chibbs: 8/10

Fergalicious – Fergie
Season 6 · Episode 437
- Mad Dog: 1/10
- Gav: 10/10
- Bevo: 5/10
- Chibbs: 9/10

It Must Have Been Love - Roxette
Season 6 · Episode 551
- Bevo: 3/10
- Gav: 8.5/10
- Mad Dog: 7/10
- Chibbs: 5/10

Shut Up - Black Eyed Peas
Season 6 · Episode 448
- Mad Dog: 4/10
- Gav: 9/10
- Bevo: 6/10
- Chibbs: 4/10

Get the Party Started - Pink
Season 6 · Episode 414
- Gav: 4/10
- Bevo: 3/10
- Mad Dog: 8/10
- Chibbs: 8/10

Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It – Will Smith
Season 6 · Episode 431
- Gav: 9/10
- Bevo: 5/10
- Chibbs: 3/10

Girls Just Want To Have Fun – Cyndi Lauper
Season 6 · Episode 418
- Gav: 2/10
- Mad Dog: 6/10
- Bevo: 5/10
- Chibbs: 9/10

Shut Up & Kiss Me - Reece Mastin
Season 6 · Episode 447
- Gav: 5/10
- Bevo: 7/10
- Chibbs: 4/10

One Too Many - Keith Urban and Pink
Season 6 · Episode 544
- Bevo: 8.5/10
- Jasmin: 3/10
- Chibbs: 4/10

Wood - Taylor Swift
Season 6 · Episode 552
- Gav: 4/10
- Mad Dog: 5/10
- Bevo: 6.8/10
- Chibbs: 4/10

Ridin’ – Chamillionaire
Season 6 · Episode 440
- Bevo: 7.5/10
- Gav: 2/10
- Chibbs: 4/10

Waking Up In Vegas - Katy Perry
Season 6 · Episode 451
- Bevo: 5/10
- Mad Dog: 4/10
- Chibbs: 4/10

Just a Friend – Biz Markie
Season 6 · Episode 424
- Bevo: 4/10
- Gav: 3/10
- Chibbs: 6/10

Messy – Lola Young
Season 6 · Episode 421
- Mad Dog: 4/10
- Gav: 3/10
- Bevo: 4/10
- Chibbs: 6/10

I’m on Fire - Bruce Springsteen
Season 6 · Episode 555
- Gav: 3/10
- Bevo: 1/10
- Mad Dog: 2/10
- Dan Southern: 9/10
- Chibbs: 5/10

Unwell - Matchbox Twenty
Season 6 · Episode 442
- Gav: 4/10
- Bevo: 4/10
- Mad Dog: 5/10
- Chibbs: 2/10

Hot In Herre – Nelly
Season 6 · Episode 425
- Mad Dog: 3/10
- Bevo: 7/10
- Dan Southern: 1/10
- Chibbs: 4/10

Shower - Becky G
Season 6 · Episode 445
- Bevo: 4/10
- Mad Dog: 3/10
- Gav: 3/10
- Chibbs: 4/10

When You Say Nothing At All - Ronan Keating
Season 6 · Episode 429
- Gav: 3/10
- Mad Dog: 4/10
- Bevo: 2/10
- Chibbs: 5/10

Rock DJ – Robbie Williams
Season 6 · Episode 420
- Bevo: 1/10
- Gav: 2/10
- Mad Dog: 9/10
- Chibbs: 2/10

Shut Up! - Simple Plan
Season 6 · Episode 449
- Gav: 1/10
- Mad Dog: 3/10
- Bevo: 5/10
- Chibbs: 4/10

APT. – Bruno Mars & Rosé
Season 6 · Episode 419
- Gav: 3/10
- Bevo: 2/10
- Mad Dog: 4/10
- Chibbs: 4/10

Let Her Cry - Hootie & the Blowfish
Season 6 · Episode 550
- Bevo: 4.9/10
- Dan Southern: 3/10
- Mad Dog: 3/10
- Chibbs: 2/10

Short People – Randy Newman
Season 6 · Episode 432
- Dan Southern: 4/10
- Jasmin: 4/10
- Chibbs: 1/10

Doctor Jones - Aqua
Season 6 · Episode 557
- Bevo: 2/10
- Mad Dog: 1.5/10
- Gav: 1/10
- Chibbs: 6.5/10

High – Lighthouse Family
Season 6 · Episode 427
- Gav: 1/10
- Mad Dog: 3/10
- Bevo: 3/10
- Chibbs: 4/10

Rock and Roll All Nite – KISS
Season 6 · Episode 430
- Gav: 5/10
- Bevo: 1.5/10
- Chibbs: 1.5/10

Paint The Town Red – Doja Cat
Season 6 · Episode 554
- Dan Southern: 4/10
- Bevo: 2/10
- Mad Dog: 3/10
- Chibbs: 1/10

Black Dog – Led Zeppelin
Season 6 · Episode 422
- Mad Dog: 3/10
- Gav: 3/10
- Bevo: 0/10
- Chibbs: 3/10

Beautiful Things – Benson Boone
Season 6 · Episode 542
- Bevo: 3/10
- Mad Dog: 2/10
- Chibbs: 1/10

Alter Ego - Doechii and JT
Season 6 · Episode 417
- Bevo: 2.5/10
- Mad Dog: 2/10
- Gav: 1.5/10
- Chibbs: 2/10

Golden - HUNTR/X
Season 6 · Episode 546
- Gav: 1/10
- Bevo: 0/10
- Dan Southern: 3/10
- Chibbs: 2/10

O.P.P - Naughty By Nature
Season 6 · Episode 548
- Bevo: 1/10
- Mad Dog: 1/10
- Gav: 2/10
- Dan Southern: 1/10
- Chibbs: 1/10

I Touch Myself - Divinyls
Season 6 · Episode 441
- Gav: 1/10
- Mad Dog: 3/10
- Dan Southern: -8,000,000/10
- Chibbs: 2/10

Mr Tambourine Man – Bob Dylan
Season 6 · Episode 547
- Bevo: 2/10
- Mad Dog: awaiting confirmation
- Dan Southern: 7/10
- Chibbs: 2/10
Spotify Wrapped 2025 is a non-scored special and is excluded from the ranking.