THE SONGS THAT MAKE US WANT TO DIE

Season 6 Shit List

Every song. Every score. Ranked from the shittest down.

THE SHIT SCORES

54 song episodes · 53 complete totals · 1 awaiting score confirmation.

Higher means shitter. The percentage is the average of the individual scores multiplied by ten. Deliberately outrageous scores are preserved. Unconfirmed totals are kept out of the ranking.

The ranking

  1. That’s My Kind of Night – Luke Bryan (843.8%)
  2. Manchild - Sabrina Carpenter (166.25%)
  3. In The Ayer – Flo Rida (100%)
  4. Miracles – ICP (100%)
  5. Papa Don’t Preach – Kelly Osbourne (97.25%)
  6. Cry For You – September (86.67%)
  7. Manic Monday – The Bangles (83.33%)
  8. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - The Jackson 5 (82.5%)
  9. Shaddap You Face - Joe Dolce (80%)
  10. High Road - Zach Bryan (78.75%)
  11. That’s So True - Gracie Abrams (75%)
  12. Squidward Nose – CupcakKe (72.5%)
  13. Beez in the Trap - 2 Chainz and Nicki Minaj (70%)
  14. I Believe I Can Fly – R. Kelly (70%)
  15. Ordinary - Alex Warren (70%)
  16. Shut Up and Drive – Rihanna (70%)
  17. Watch Me (Whip / Nae Nae) - Silentó (70%)
  18. Boys From The Bush – Lee Kernaghan (70%)
  19. Me Myself & I – Scandal’us (68.75%)
  20. Apple – Charli XCX (63.33%)
  21. Fergalicious – Fergie (62.5%)
  22. It Must Have Been Love - Roxette (58.75%)
  23. Shut Up - Black Eyed Peas (57.5%)
  24. Get the Party Started - Pink (57.5%)
  25. Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It – Will Smith (56.67%)
  26. Girls Just Want To Have Fun – Cyndi Lauper (55%)
  27. Shut Up & Kiss Me - Reece Mastin (53.33%)
  28. One Too Many - Keith Urban and Pink (51.67%)
  29. Wood - Taylor Swift (49.5%)
  30. Ridin’ – Chamillionaire (45%)
  31. Waking Up In Vegas - Katy Perry (43.33%)
  32. Just a Friend – Biz Markie (43.33%)
  33. Messy – Lola Young (42.5%)
  34. I’m on Fire - Bruce Springsteen (40%)
  35. Unwell - Matchbox Twenty (37.5%)
  36. Hot In Herre – Nelly (37.5%)
  37. Shower - Becky G (35%)
  38. When You Say Nothing At All - Ronan Keating (35%)
  39. Rock DJ – Robbie Williams (35%)
  40. Shut Up! - Simple Plan (32.5%)
  41. APT. – Bruno Mars & Rosé (32.5%)
  42. Let Her Cry - Hootie & the Blowfish (32.25%)
  43. Short People – Randy Newman (30%)
  44. Doctor Jones - Aqua (27.5%)
  45. High – Lighthouse Family (27.5%)
  46. Rock and Roll All Nite – KISS (26.67%)
  47. Paint The Town Red – Doja Cat (25%)
  48. Black Dog – Led Zeppelin (22.5%)
  49. Beautiful Things – Benson Boone (20%)
  50. Alter Ego - Doechii and JT (20%)
  51. Golden - HUNTR/X (15%)
  52. O.P.P - Naughty By Nature (12%)
  53. I Touch Myself - Divinyls (-19,999,985%)

Awaiting confirmation: Mr Tambourine Man – Bob Dylan.

The shit scores

Rated out of ten. Ten is so shit that you instantly want to die, and one means you really love the song.

That’s My Kind of Night – Luke Bryan episode artwork

That’s My Kind of Night – Luke Bryan

Season 6 · Episode 438

  • Bevo: 10/10
  • Mad Dog: 5/10
  • Gav: 387/10
  • Dan Southern: 10/10
  • Chibbs: 9.9/10

— Shit Score = 843.8%

Manchild - Sabrina Carpenter episode artwork

Manchild - Sabrina Carpenter

Season 6 · Episode 543

  • Mad Dog: 10/10
  • Gav: 4/10
  • Bevo: 2.5/10
  • Chibbs: 50/10

— Shit Score = 166.25%

In The Ayer – Flo Rida episode artwork

In The Ayer – Flo Rida

Season 6 · Episode 439

  • Bevo: 10/10
  • Gav: 10/10
  • Chibbs: 10/10

— Shit Score = 100%

Miracles – ICP episode artwork

Miracles – ICP

Season 6 · Episode 433

  • Gav: 4/10
  • Mad Dog: 10/10
  • Bevo: 16/10
  • Chibbs: 10/10

— Shit Score = 100%

Papa Don’t Preach – Kelly Osbourne episode artwork

Papa Don’t Preach – Kelly Osbourne

Season 6 · Episode 443

  • Gav: 9/10
  • Mad Dog: 10/10
  • Bevo: 9.9/10
  • Chibbs: 10/10

— Shit Score = 97.25%

Cry For You – September episode artwork

Cry For You – September

Season 6 · Episode 545

  • Bevo: 8/10
  • Dan Southern: 10/10
  • Chibbs: 8/10

— Shit Score = 86.67%

Manic Monday – The Bangles episode artwork

Manic Monday – The Bangles

Season 6 · Episode 423

  • Bevo: 7/10
  • Gav: 8/10
  • Chibbs: 10/10

— Shit Score = 83.33%

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - The Jackson 5 episode artwork

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - The Jackson 5

Season 6 · Episode 558

  • Mad Dog: 10/10
  • Bevo: 9/10
  • Gav: 7/10
  • Chibbs: 7/10

— Shit Score = 82.5%

Shaddap You Face - Joe Dolce episode artwork

Shaddap You Face - Joe Dolce

Season 6 · Episode 450

  • Bevo: 7/10
  • Mad Dog: 7/10
  • Chibbs: 10/10

— Shit Score = 80%

High Road - Zach Bryan episode artwork

High Road - Zach Bryan

Season 6 · Episode 413

  • Mad Dog: 7/10
  • Bevo: 8/10
  • Gav: 8/10
  • Chibbs: 8.5/10

— Shit Score = 78.75%

That’s So True - Gracie Abrams episode artwork

That’s So True - Gracie Abrams

Season 6 · Episode 428

  • Bevo: 8/10
  • Gav: 5/10
  • Mad Dog: 9/10
  • Chibbs: 8/10

— Shit Score = 75%

Squidward Nose – CupcakKe episode artwork

Squidward Nose – CupcakKe

Season 6 · Episode 434

  • Bevo: 4/10
  • Gav: 8/10
  • Mad Dog: 9/10
  • Chibbs: 8/10

— Shit Score = 72.5%

Beez in the Trap - 2 Chainz and Nicki Minaj episode artwork

Beez in the Trap - 2 Chainz and Nicki Minaj

Season 6 · Episode 556

  • Bevo: 4/10
  • Gav: 10/10
  • Dan Southern: 4/10
  • Chibbs: 10/10

— Shit Score = 70%

I Believe I Can Fly – R. Kelly episode artwork

I Believe I Can Fly – R. Kelly

Season 6 · Episode 553

  • Dan Southern: 10/10
  • Bevo: 4/10
  • Chibbs: 7/10

— Shit Score = 70%

Ordinary - Alex Warren episode artwork

Ordinary - Alex Warren

Season 6 · Episode 549

  • Mad Dog: 8/10
  • Bevo: 9/10
  • Chibbs: 4/10

— Shit Score = 70%

Shut Up and Drive – Rihanna episode artwork

Shut Up and Drive – Rihanna

Season 6 · Episode 446

  • Gav: 7/10
  • Bevo: 4/10
  • Chibbs: 10/10

— Shit Score = 70%

Watch Me (Whip / Nae Nae) - Silentó episode artwork

Watch Me (Whip / Nae Nae) - Silentó

Season 6 · Episode 444

  • Mad Dog: 4/10
  • Gav: 4/10
  • Bevo: 11/10
  • Chibbs: 9/10

— Shit Score = 70%

Boys From The Bush – Lee Kernaghan episode artwork

Boys From The Bush – Lee Kernaghan

Season 6 · Episode 426

  • Mad Dog: 5/10
  • Dan Southern: 10/10
  • Bevo: 9/10
  • Chibbs: 4/10

— Shit Score = 70%

Me Myself & I – Scandal’us episode artwork

Me Myself & I – Scandal’us

Season 6 · Episode 436

  • Gav: 8/10
  • Bevo: 4/10
  • Mad Dog: 9/10
  • Chibbs: 6.5/10

— Shit Score = 68.75%

Apple – Charli XCX episode artwork

Apple – Charli XCX

Season 6 · Episode 435

  • Bevo: 7/10
  • Mad Dog: 4/10
  • Chibbs: 8/10

— Shit Score = 63.33%

Fergalicious – Fergie episode artwork

Fergalicious – Fergie

Season 6 · Episode 437

  • Mad Dog: 1/10
  • Gav: 10/10
  • Bevo: 5/10
  • Chibbs: 9/10

— Shit Score = 62.5%

It Must Have Been Love - Roxette episode artwork

It Must Have Been Love - Roxette

Season 6 · Episode 551

  • Bevo: 3/10
  • Gav: 8.5/10
  • Mad Dog: 7/10
  • Chibbs: 5/10

— Shit Score = 58.75%

Shut Up - Black Eyed Peas episode artwork

Shut Up - Black Eyed Peas

Season 6 · Episode 448

  • Mad Dog: 4/10
  • Gav: 9/10
  • Bevo: 6/10
  • Chibbs: 4/10

— Shit Score = 57.5%

Get the Party Started - Pink episode artwork

Get the Party Started - Pink

Season 6 · Episode 414

  • Gav: 4/10
  • Bevo: 3/10
  • Mad Dog: 8/10
  • Chibbs: 8/10

— Shit Score = 57.5%

Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It – Will Smith episode artwork

Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It – Will Smith

Season 6 · Episode 431

  • Gav: 9/10
  • Bevo: 5/10
  • Chibbs: 3/10

— Shit Score = 56.67%

Girls Just Want To Have Fun – Cyndi Lauper episode artwork

Girls Just Want To Have Fun – Cyndi Lauper

Season 6 · Episode 418

  • Gav: 2/10
  • Mad Dog: 6/10
  • Bevo: 5/10
  • Chibbs: 9/10

— Shit Score = 55%

Shut Up & Kiss Me - Reece Mastin episode artwork

Shut Up & Kiss Me - Reece Mastin

Season 6 · Episode 447

  • Gav: 5/10
  • Bevo: 7/10
  • Chibbs: 4/10

— Shit Score = 53.33%

One Too Many - Keith Urban and Pink episode artwork

One Too Many - Keith Urban and Pink

Season 6 · Episode 544

  • Bevo: 8.5/10
  • Jasmin: 3/10
  • Chibbs: 4/10

— Shit Score = 51.67%

Wood - Taylor Swift episode artwork

Wood - Taylor Swift

Season 6 · Episode 552

  • Gav: 4/10
  • Mad Dog: 5/10
  • Bevo: 6.8/10
  • Chibbs: 4/10

— Shit Score = 49.5%

Ridin’ – Chamillionaire episode artwork

Ridin’ – Chamillionaire

Season 6 · Episode 440

  • Bevo: 7.5/10
  • Gav: 2/10
  • Chibbs: 4/10

— Shit Score = 45%

Waking Up In Vegas - Katy Perry episode artwork

Waking Up In Vegas - Katy Perry

Season 6 · Episode 451

  • Bevo: 5/10
  • Mad Dog: 4/10
  • Chibbs: 4/10

— Shit Score = 43.33%

Just a Friend – Biz Markie episode artwork

Just a Friend – Biz Markie

Season 6 · Episode 424

  • Bevo: 4/10
  • Gav: 3/10
  • Chibbs: 6/10

— Shit Score = 43.33%

Messy – Lola Young episode artwork

Messy – Lola Young

Season 6 · Episode 421

  • Mad Dog: 4/10
  • Gav: 3/10
  • Bevo: 4/10
  • Chibbs: 6/10

— Shit Score = 42.5%

I’m on Fire - Bruce Springsteen episode artwork

I’m on Fire - Bruce Springsteen

Season 6 · Episode 555

  • Gav: 3/10
  • Bevo: 1/10
  • Mad Dog: 2/10
  • Dan Southern: 9/10
  • Chibbs: 5/10

— Shit Score = 40%

Unwell - Matchbox Twenty episode artwork

Unwell - Matchbox Twenty

Season 6 · Episode 442

  • Gav: 4/10
  • Bevo: 4/10
  • Mad Dog: 5/10
  • Chibbs: 2/10

— Shit Score = 37.5%

Hot In Herre – Nelly episode artwork

Hot In Herre – Nelly

Season 6 · Episode 425

  • Mad Dog: 3/10
  • Bevo: 7/10
  • Dan Southern: 1/10
  • Chibbs: 4/10

— Shit Score = 37.5%

Shower - Becky G episode artwork

Shower - Becky G

Season 6 · Episode 445

  • Bevo: 4/10
  • Mad Dog: 3/10
  • Gav: 3/10
  • Chibbs: 4/10

— Shit Score = 35%

When You Say Nothing At All - Ronan Keating episode artwork

When You Say Nothing At All - Ronan Keating

Season 6 · Episode 429

  • Gav: 3/10
  • Mad Dog: 4/10
  • Bevo: 2/10
  • Chibbs: 5/10

— Shit Score = 35%

Rock DJ – Robbie Williams episode artwork

Rock DJ – Robbie Williams

Season 6 · Episode 420

  • Bevo: 1/10
  • Gav: 2/10
  • Mad Dog: 9/10
  • Chibbs: 2/10

— Shit Score = 35%

Shut Up! - Simple Plan episode artwork

Shut Up! - Simple Plan

Season 6 · Episode 449

  • Gav: 1/10
  • Mad Dog: 3/10
  • Bevo: 5/10
  • Chibbs: 4/10

— Shit Score = 32.5%

APT. – Bruno Mars & Rosé episode artwork

APT. – Bruno Mars & Rosé

Season 6 · Episode 419

  • Gav: 3/10
  • Bevo: 2/10
  • Mad Dog: 4/10
  • Chibbs: 4/10

— Shit Score = 32.5%

Let Her Cry - Hootie & the Blowfish episode artwork

Let Her Cry - Hootie & the Blowfish

Season 6 · Episode 550

  • Bevo: 4.9/10
  • Dan Southern: 3/10
  • Mad Dog: 3/10
  • Chibbs: 2/10

— Shit Score = 32.25%

Short People – Randy Newman episode artwork

Short People – Randy Newman

Season 6 · Episode 432

  • Dan Southern: 4/10
  • Jasmin: 4/10
  • Chibbs: 1/10

— Shit Score = 30%

Doctor Jones - Aqua episode artwork

Doctor Jones - Aqua

Season 6 · Episode 557

  • Bevo: 2/10
  • Mad Dog: 1.5/10
  • Gav: 1/10
  • Chibbs: 6.5/10

— Shit Score = 27.5%

High – Lighthouse Family episode artwork

High – Lighthouse Family

Season 6 · Episode 427

  • Gav: 1/10
  • Mad Dog: 3/10
  • Bevo: 3/10
  • Chibbs: 4/10

— Shit Score = 27.5%

Rock and Roll All Nite – KISS episode artwork

Rock and Roll All Nite – KISS

Season 6 · Episode 430

  • Gav: 5/10
  • Bevo: 1.5/10
  • Chibbs: 1.5/10

— Shit Score = 26.67%

Paint The Town Red – Doja Cat episode artwork

Paint The Town Red – Doja Cat

Season 6 · Episode 554

  • Dan Southern: 4/10
  • Bevo: 2/10
  • Mad Dog: 3/10
  • Chibbs: 1/10

— Shit Score = 25%

Black Dog – Led Zeppelin episode artwork

Black Dog – Led Zeppelin

Season 6 · Episode 422

  • Mad Dog: 3/10
  • Gav: 3/10
  • Bevo: 0/10
  • Chibbs: 3/10

— Shit Score = 22.5%

Beautiful Things – Benson Boone episode artwork

Beautiful Things – Benson Boone

Season 6 · Episode 542

  • Bevo: 3/10
  • Mad Dog: 2/10
  • Chibbs: 1/10

— Shit Score = 20%

Alter Ego - Doechii and JT episode artwork

Alter Ego - Doechii and JT

Season 6 · Episode 417

  • Bevo: 2.5/10
  • Mad Dog: 2/10
  • Gav: 1.5/10
  • Chibbs: 2/10

— Shit Score = 20%

Golden - HUNTR/X episode artwork

Golden - HUNTR/X

Season 6 · Episode 546

  • Gav: 1/10
  • Bevo: 0/10
  • Dan Southern: 3/10
  • Chibbs: 2/10

— Shit Score = 15%

O.P.P - Naughty By Nature episode artwork

O.P.P - Naughty By Nature

Season 6 · Episode 548

  • Bevo: 1/10
  • Mad Dog: 1/10
  • Gav: 2/10
  • Dan Southern: 1/10
  • Chibbs: 1/10

— Shit Score = 12%

I Touch Myself - Divinyls episode artwork

I Touch Myself - Divinyls

Season 6 · Episode 441

  • Gav: 1/10
  • Mad Dog: 3/10
  • Dan Southern: -8,000,000/10
  • Chibbs: 2/10

— Shit Score = -19,999,985%

Mr Tambourine Man – Bob Dylan episode artwork

Mr Tambourine Man – Bob Dylan

Season 6 · Episode 547

  • Bevo: 2/10
  • Mad Dog: awaiting confirmation
  • Dan Southern: 7/10
  • Chibbs: 2/10

— Shit Score = awaiting confirmation

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