I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - The Jackson 5

Christmas is meant to be wholesome… until you look at the lyrics too closely.
 This week, the boys dig into I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus by The Jackson 5 — a song that somehow manages to be festive, creepy, and deeply unhinged all at once.

Was Mum having an affair with Santa? Was Dad in the corner with a cuck cage? Why is Michael begging his brothers to “believe him”? And why does the music video feature Santa shadow-fucking behind a curtain?

We break down the lyrics, the cursed history, the Catholic Church meltdown, the Jackson family chaos, the bizarre video, the weird production trivia, and the net worths that make absolutely no sense.
 All the story, all the filth, all the Christmas nightmares.

If you love chaos, Christmas, and disturbing song analysis, this is your episode.